smears of poop only a mother's eyes can see

i'm home alone tonight, which is unusual and most welcome.

after a brief walk through the house, here is a list of invisible things.  

invisible to everyone in our house but me (non exhaustive).

KITCHEN

1. cupboard drawer left open a half inch
2. cupboard door swung wide open
3. large pat of butter melting on the counter top next to the butter dish
4. 2 apple stems, 1 apple seed on the counter top

i love butter.  this is where butter belongs.

BATHROOM

1. black shaved stubs of whisker on the sink
2. smear of poop in the toilet bowl
3. used tissue laying next to garbage can

it's not QUITE this bad.   but even one stub of stubble grosses me out.

DINING ROOM

1. laundry basket containing one black clean sock
2. unopened aerosol can of 'santa snow' specially formulated for decorating trees and wreaths
3. small stack of folded four folded tshirts
4. wadded up used napkin on top of inkjet printer

this was not used this winter.  and won't be.  

LIVING ROOM

1. baseball sized dust bunny on the hardwood 
2. 35 lb box of cat litter-empty-by the front door
3. small stack of one bath towel and several kitchen cloths
4. small pile of fancy shirts longing for hangers

alright, it's time to plop my ass on the couch and see what i have tivoed.  ahhh so quiet here.   

write blog quickly tonight