little johnny

after the kids went to bed tonight, instead of writing my blog, i spent an hour talking with alien about one of our kids.   we figured out nothing basically, but we are invested in the process not the product.   this is code for:  what the hell is this kid going to do after graduation.     but any time spent talking together is superb and is never wasted time.   unless al's talking to me about the monetary policy in america.   i can't wait to be saved from that daily discussion.    

so, since i am too pooped to write tonight, i leave you with a sweet joke:

 Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."